This is an Official Proclamation so Proclaimed by the Official Proclamator of the Land.
Henceforth, it shall be Recognized as Law that
Tuesday 20 January 2009 will known, today and forevermore, as
The Day Without a Bush.
This Proclamation Proclaims that All Women of a Certain Age
Shall Remove in Whichever Way Deemed Acceptable
By Herself and/or Her Significant Other
The Hair in Her Nether Regions (AKA the Bikini Area)
Acceptable Methods of Hair Removal are
This Shall, Forthwith, be Known As the Law of the Land
Quid pro quo
E Pluribus Unum